I hate to say it, but the bearded masses can all pack up and go home. I mean it. There's beard average, beard excellence, and then there's beard glory, and no one is going to be able to knock this dude off his throne of majestic facial hair. End of story.
Sports fan and beard enthusiast Misled Cincinnati made waves all over the internet this week when a picture of him wearing a beard full of beer at a Bengals game went viral. But that's not the first time that Cincinnati has showed off his beer-carrying prowess. There was this:
And then he proved that real men love rainbows, and we were sold.
Cincinnati, we salute your beer(d) game.