Burger King Japan is rolling out Flame Grilled, a Whopper-scented fragrance. Folks can buy the eau de burger for 5,000 yen, which also comes with a BONUS Whopper. Apparently this is all part of a publicity stunt to celebrate Japan’s Whopper Day which just happens to fall on April 1. Does that mean it’s an April Fools joke? Who knows? Who cares? Personally, I’ve already moved on. Moved on to typing up this petition to bring Cheesy Gordita Crunch Day to the United States! Sign please?