Before you freak out, no, we're not talking about Cheetos-flavored Doritos or Doritos-flavored Cheetos (though we expect either would still just taste like some vague artificial "cheese"). No, what we have in mind is far more sadistic.
Continuing Doritos' monopoly over tortilla chip mash-ups, a new variety mix combines Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Doritos Dinamita Chile Lime into a single bag. Supposedly, it's meant to eliminate the need to choose between the two spicy cheese-flavored chips, but we know the truth: Doritos wants to take over everything.
The new combination isn't exactly new, of course, as it's basically a spicy version of similar chip snack mix Munchies, just without all the pretzel or cracker bits most people pick out anyway. Still, at this rate, we'll see Doritos-flavored soda by the end of the year.
New Cheetos Flamin’ Hot / Doritos Dinamita Chile Limon Mix: now available nationwide for $1.49 to $3.49 per bag.