Some of us are lucky enough to date modern-day Casanovas, guys or gals who remember every inside joke we've shared or have even memorized our favorite brownie recipes. Everyone else . . . let's just focus on the positives, shall we? As anyone who has attempted any pretty Pinterest craft knows, even the most loving, most thoughtful boyfriend or girlfriend's best intentions can oftentimes melt into an indistinguishable quagmire of burnt "chocolate."

So we poked around for some of the best Valentine’s and couples-themed food fails to help remind us all that this weekend, well, it’s the thought that counts.

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This No-I-Love-You-S'More

PicThx Buzzfeed

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This Heart-Melting Surprise

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This Boo Who Remembered Red Velvet is Your Favorite

PicThx Epic Pinterest Fail

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This Suzy-Homemaker Who Forgot How Cupcakes Work

PicThx Mal's Food Porn

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This Fan of Anatomical Correctness

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This Un-Berry-Bly Cheesy Romantic

PicThx Squamish Baby

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This Squishy Risk-Taker

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This Guy Who Was Hoping You'd Get All Choked Up

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And Then There's This Asshole

PicThx Two Blue Fish

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This Mushy Sweetheart

PicThx Clever Housewife

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This Boyfriend Who Understands All a Girl Needs is Rice Krispies and Norman Reedus

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This Bacon Lover Who Just Can't Keep It Together Around You

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This Brownie Lover Who's All Bent Out of Shape

PicThx Domestic Superhero

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This Big Softie-On-The-Inside

PicThx Wendy Nielsen

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This . . . Whatever This Is

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This Boob

PicThx Pink Texas Chick

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This Aussie at Heart

Because  . .  . it looks like a boomerang?

Picthx Cara Lee 83

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This Jumbo Kinder Surprise Egg Maker

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This Girl Who Definitely Doesn't Have It Covered

PicThx Healthy Way to Cook

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This Gamer Who's Just Playing on Super Low-Res

PicThx Healthy Way to Cook

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This . . . Whatever This Is Pt. 2

PixThx Healthy Way to Cook

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This Orc Spawn

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This Drunken Iron Chef

PicThx Pleated Jeans

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(Full disclosure: not all of these are confirmed to have been made for Valentine's, but don't pretend you didn't still go "aww!")