For beer drinkers asking the bartender to "suggest" or "surprise" them with a drink, you may want to reconsider that request. According to this enlightening comic by Bite, your beer preference is basically a window into you inner soul. Basically.
Turns out, folks who prefer dark ales are aggressive, "cantankerous" fellows hiding a big ol' heart of gold. However, if you're more keen towards the bitters, you're probably harboring a lot of angst towards your ex. Yikes.
I guess I have to pick my brews carefully from now on. I don’t want to give out the wrong impression because apparently, my choice of lager makes me belligerent, while my occasional pint of stout indicates bear-fighting abilities. Who knew?