Tag: texas

Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call from Texas Will Make Your Day

January 17, 2014 // 3:30 pm

In today’s slice of awesome comes this gem: a complaint call left by a (ex) Jimmy Dean customer in Texas. His main hang-up with the sausage brand? The fact that they discontinued their 16-oz sausage roll and that their current 12-oz won’t cut, especially when it comes to satiating…

Dallas Blonde Ale Promises It ‘Goes Down Easy,’ Offends Many

October 28, 2013 // 3:36 pm

Deep Ellum Brewing Company released their newest Blonde Ale, with a catch phrase claiming it “Goes Down Easy.” The statement has caused quite an uproar in Texas, particularly on the Burnt Orange Report, which claims that Deep Ellum took things too far.

The  brewing company is no…

The Best College Drunk Foods at the 25 Best Party Schools

October 28, 2013 // 5:00 am

Ahhh, college. It’s where children blossom into adults, and then keep blossoming into larger and larger adults, because the main point of most nights is to eat two entire pizzas, plus a side of pizza, at 3am.

But we can’t go back, no matter how hard we petition the…

Bacon Infused Beer Milkshake is Made up of Everything That Makes America Great

October 19, 2013 // 10:24 am

Let us all bask in the glory that is the Shake ‘N Bacon Brew.

A collaboration between Levy’s Restaurants and the Texas Motor Speedway, this epic milkshake is made up of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, Rahr & Sons Ugly Pug Black Lager, bacon-infused maple syrup, whipped cream and…

Texas State Fair Unleashes an Entire Deep-Fried Thanksgiving Dinner

October 18, 2013 // 3:02 pm

As if Thanksgiving wasn’t enough of a fattie-centric holiday already, some fine folks over at the Texas State Fair took the whole traditional dinner spread, wrapped it in cornmeal breading, and then deep-fried that sonumbitch. Seriously guys, #MURICA.

Gizmodo reports this monstrosity, which rightfully won the most creative “Big…

RUDE: Mobile Starbucks Truck Gives Away Free Coffee in Front of The Pearl Cup

March 6, 2013 // 3:28 pm

In a major party foul, Starbucks’ mobile cafe promoting their new “Blonde Roast” coffee posted in front of a local coffee shop in Dallas, Texas. The coffee joint, The Pearl Cup, was infuriated, to say the least, and took to their Facebook page to post the following:…

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