Tag: Panda Express

19 Fast Food Chains and What They Should Honestly Be Called

April 11, 2014 // 2:39 pm

1. Carl’s Jr. : Home of the $7 Six Dollar Burger

2. El Pollo Loco: Pronounced “Po-yo” not “Polo”

3. Chick-fil-A: Did you want some? Sorry, we’re closed

4. In-N-Out: Ugh, #monkeystyle

5. Jack in the Box: The place that magically appears whenever you’re drunk and stoned at…

Panda Express Launches Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef Milkshakes Nationwide [APRIL FOOLS]

April 1, 2014 // 12:11 am

Move over, fortune cookie: it’s high time we got a different kind of dessert with our chow mein. Chinese-American mega-chain Panda Express just announced its new line of entree-inspired milkshakes, available today at all participating locations nationwide.

Previously tested in select markets in Washington, Colorado, and Southern California, the…

14 Fast Food Seafoods to Help You Survive the 40 Days of Lent

February 27, 2014 // 11:22 am

Around February and March every year, fast food menu boards become inundated (okay, maybe just splashed) with foods which would have no business being there if it weren’t for Catholics. Not to say deep-fried fish sticks, nuggets, and patties can’t be delicious; just that, when seen alongside sizzling slabs…

Panda Express Giving Away Free Firecracker Chicken on Chinese New Year

January 16, 2014 // 2:11 pm

Who: Panda Express

What: Free single serving of Firecracker Chicken Breast with white meat chicken breast, onions and bell peppers tossed in spicy black bean sauce.

Where: All participating restaurants

When: January 31, Chinese New Year

Spicy Sriracha Shrimp Now Available at Panda Express

November 21, 2013 // 10:37 am

Since Sriracha has become a staple within the American diet over the last several years, Panda Express is now adding Sriracha Shrimp to their menu. The new item is made with crispy fried jumbo shrimp, string beans and red bell peppers tossed in spicy Sriracha sauce.

Sriracha Shrimp…

Score Free Honey Sesame Chicken Breast at Panda Express This Wednesday

October 1, 2013 // 5:00 am

For all the crap anyone gives Panda Express for not being authentic enough, the fast food chain certainly doesn’t get anything “wrong.” That is to say, if you had to choose between starving and digging into a nice steaming pile of orange chicken, and assuming you weren’t vegetarian or…

Panda Express Allows Fans to Choose Between Fried or Brown Rice, Except Not Really Because Both Will Remain On Menu Regardless

July 1, 2013 // 12:07 pm

(Update: 7-12-13 — A Panda Express representative reached out and informed us that only the steamed brown and steamed white rice will continue to be offered as menu options, while the fried brown and fried white will remain subject to vote until the campaign ends in August)

Eating at…

Asians Like Panda Express, Mexicans Like El Pollo Loco and Other Fast Food Stereotypes Research Says Are Actually True

May 31, 2013 // 11:16 am

Next time you’re out grabbing fast food, stop and look at your fellow diners. If you’re at In-N-Out, are they mostly Asian and Hispanic? At Popeye’s, mostly African-American? At Tim Horton’s, mostly white?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, it turns out you’re not just being…

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