Tag: lies

Today I Learned: Froot Loops Are Actually All the Same Flavor

January 20, 2014 // 2:37 pm

First things first, yes, check the box. They’re spelled “Froot Loops,” not “Fruit Loops.” We know, right?

Second, the outrage. Honestly, is there no end to the high fructose corn syrup lies? It turns out the “fruit flavored” circles touted by Toucan S[c]am are actually just “froot-blend”-flavored.Yep,…

Today I Learned – Cap’n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraud

June 14, 2013 // 7:00 am

My whole life has just been shattered into a pile of stale cereal crumbs.

Seriously, guys. Your design team had one job. You couldn’t have at least gotten the old man’s uniform right? Now, adults and children alike are lamenting the fact that the cheery Santa Claus in a

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