Tag: etsy

Take Your Food to bed With These Cuddly Oversized Produce Pillows

April 12, 2014 // 4:03 pm

Yes, that is a giant carrot and yes it is indeed a body pillow. Sure, it’s a little weird but admit it, you’re into it. This Giant Carrot Body Pillow aka “4 Foot Stuffed Carrot for Loneliness” as its creator calls it, is being sold on Etsy

These Dishes and Cups Are Permanently Covered in Ants

January 20, 2014 // 10:54 am

Ants on your dishware usually aren’t something you want to see.  For many people, it’s a surefire way to ruin a lunch. Yet Evelyn Bracklow, a German artist, wants to put ants on your dishes, permanently. She’s created a set of porcelain plates covered with tiny hand-painted…

Labyrinth Mugs are Creepy, Awesome

April 7, 2013 // 6:00 am

There are very few thing’s that could make Jim Henson’s 1986 cult-classic Labyrinth more amazing or more creepy. Monster puppets? Check. 1980′s rock ballads? Check.  Jennifer Connelly performing early-era fanfic-slash in a geeky-chic nightgown? Check.

David Bowie in classic drag? Check, check and check.

Great, so now that…

Dangling Mushroom and Carrot Sweater Shorts, For Your Own Dangling Mushrooms and Carrots

November 17, 2012 // 6:15 pm

This is all PETA’s fault. If it wasn’t for that damn veggie-dick video, imagining male genitalia as produce would have remained the safely hidden pastime of desperate housewives. But now the internet’s gotten a hold of it, and apparently, it’s not letting go.

This winter, because you…

This Plush Spiked Watermelon is a Cute Gift for your Alcoholic Toddler

August 18, 2012 // 9:00 am

Be the first parent on the block to show off how you properly teach your kids the ways of getting watermelon wasted with this Plush Spiked Watermelon. A one of a kind product, this adorable plushy set is hand sewn and comes complete with a plush vodka bottle, knife,…

Burger Rings: The Perfect Gift for a Bare Finger

February 22, 2012 // 12:00 pm

What better way to show your love than a beautiful ring, with a shiny meat patty, draped in a golden layer of cheese between a stunning pair of buns?

For $12.99 and free shipping, this ring on Etsy can help you prepare for that special proposal, or help…