People tend to have varying attitudes towards cake.  On one end of the spectrum, you have the cranky co-workers who claim you’re trying to make them fat by tempting them with cake.  On the other end, there are the chocoholics who might eat the whole cake if no one's watching.  Your family, office, or circle of friends probably includes both of these types of people, and lots of other personalities that fall somewhere in between.

With this cake platter, you can cut slices to satisfy any appetite. It features eight different sizes, from a diet-friendly sliver, to nearly a quarter of the cake.  As you remove each slice, you’ll reveal witty cartoons that illustrate the mindset of the person who would eat that portion.  What is your cake personality? ($34.95 @ Neatoshop)