Police have some major dirt on one particular Los Angeles woman, and it involves prostitution and Chicken McNuggets. According to a customer's report to police, a lady by the name of Khadijah Baseer was seen opening customers' car doors in a McDonald's drive-through last Wednesday night. Apparently, the LA woman was soliciting sexual favors in exchange for free Chicken McNuggets. She was later arrested on suspicion on of prostitution. [LA TIMES]

Damn, if she was going to give up her body for some McDonald's, I'm thinking she should have asked for some of those new Chicken McBites.

OK, that's not funny.