Move over Kobayashi. Take a seat Matt Stonie. Joey Chestnut, who? Get ready to meet the king of hot dog eating. Or shooting, as he describes it. Trust me, you've never seen anything like this before.
It's been said that there are strange things on the internet. Very strange things. However, this video turns the word "strange" into a hot dog, then a dude wearing a red bandana and sunglasses orally vacuums the hot dog into his body, only to spit it back out seconds later. Yes, it's that weird.
You probably were not ready for that. If you've stopped laughing by now, we can resume our breakdown of this craziness.
The man claims he is the world's fastest hot dog shooter — insinuating he's done this before. Secondly, the vacuum sound he makes as he inhales the raw dogs back into his esophagus is almost mechanic. It's unclear why he attempts this "trick" but, it doesn't seem to bother the woman dressed in black who is on a cell phone behind him.
"World's fastest hot dog shooter — in the Northwest — I-I-I-I've never seen anyone be able to do this. I can do it quick."
*INHALES ONE RAW HOT DOG*
"I'm just sayin...'"
If you notice, he's swinging his arms around so loosely, a single raw hot dog is actually thrown out of the package.
"We're goin' viral with this one!" - Self-proclaimed world's fastest hot dog shooting man.
The video, posted by YouTube account FunnyNewsBloopers, slows down at one point to capture the man wearing the red bandana vacuum down 5 consecutive hot dogs. It's in slow motion, but it can't take more than 10 seconds.
Although it's quite a talent, someone should check his locker and pockets for performance enhancing drugs.
