Even if you can't get everyone on your gift list an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, you can still let your friends and family know that they are worthy of a “major award” by presenting them with cookies shaped like the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.  You get extra points if you package them in a box marked “FRAGILE” (be sure to pronounce it “fra-gee-lay”). ($5.95 @ Neatoshop)