Just when you (and frankly, I) thought that the charcoal food trend had exhausted itself into an opaque abyss, out comes Lady M from the depths of their own imagination to offer a sleek, jet-black charcoal mille crepe cake. Truly something out of any sweet lover's darkest dreams.

Home to the famous, Instagram-able mille crepes, Lady M has launched a brand-new flavor for fall that captures seasonal vibes via an inky and mysterious charcoal cake. It features 20 lace-thin layers of charcoal-flavored crepes between coffee and charcoal-infused pastry cream.  The shady French pastry is then finished off with a charcoal ganache and ringed with cacao nibs. It’s to die for.

The sinister snack is only available through Halloween at the Lady M location in Irivine, CA, so your spooky sweet tooth needs to make haste — or find yourself mourning the loss of this murky mouthful.

Cue sinister laugh track.