The amount of food holidays out there is too damn high. Every date celebrates something different, from pickles to candied orange peels. I mean, sure, french fries deserve the praise, but don't pretend anyone's actually dying to celebrate national raisins.

Still, if you're so inclined, this ridiculous website called UsVsTh3m just created a ridiculous web app to help you find which ridiculous food holiday falls on your ridiculous birthday. It's simple, just load the ridiculous purple birthday cake landing page, enter your birth date and month, and hit "Cook It Up." Your special day will appear highlighted in orange along with the super lame food stuff it happens to share celebrations with. There's even a neat "let me google that for you" function, if you refuse to believe you have anything in common with oatmeal raisin cookies.

Check it out if you're bored or curious or simply want a reason to give someone a PB&J sandwich on April 2.