7-Eleven, the kings of convenience (convenience store...get it?), have really upped their convenience game this week. With the launch of Maple Pancake Sausage Rollers and Corn Dog Rollers, the massive convenience store chain has taken two popular dishes and made them uber-compact and portable (as if Corn Dogs needed more portability).

The Maple Pancake Sausage Rollers (pictured above) take pancakes, sausage, and maple sweetness and roll it into a portable bite. Nutritionally, your paying for the convenience with 19 grams of fat per roller, 9 grams of protein for those muscles and 270 calories.

The Corn Dog Rollers (pictured below) are essentially corn dogs without the stick. No need to wonder if your gluttonous self has accidentally swallowed the wooden stick since you can now pop them into your mouth without any regard. Nutritionally, every hot dog has 21g of fat, 35mg of cholesterol, 10grams of protein and 320 calories.

Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.