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13 Fluffy Marshmallows we Want to Get Hot and Melty With in Honor of National Toasted Marshmallow Day

August 30, 2014 // 3:55 pm


Happy National Toasted Marshmallow Day! Whether you’re enjoying some OG toasted marshmallows this holiday weekend or roasting some gourmet mallows, make sure you remember there’s a difference between toasted and burnt. We’ve rounded up some the internet’s best looking marshies we wouldn’t mind getting all hot and toasty…

9 YouTube Chefs That Will Make You Laugh, Cry and Hungry

August 20, 2014 // 11:13 am

YouTube can be a vast ocean of knowledge sometimes. Once you’re hooked, you can spend hours watching mindless video after mindless video. It can also be a useful tool for furthering one’s education. Like, let’s say, expanding one’s culinary abilities. The problem is, for the amateur cook, there’s an…

The DOs and DON’Ts to Making a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

August 18, 2014 // 4:02 pm

Ah, there’s nothing like the feeling of biting into a freshly made grilled cheese. That ridiculous burn when you take that first nibble makes the pain all the more worth it when you’re fighting to keep cheese dribble from spilling onto your chin. Over the last few years, grilled…

12 Droolworthy Ice Cream Sammiches We’d Gladly Let Melt All Over Us in Honor of National Ice Cream Sandwich Day

August 2, 2014 // 3:50 pm


Sunday, August 3 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day and with this agonizing summer heat, what could possibly be a better way to spend your day off than drooling over the internet’s sweetest ice cream sammies. Sure, ice cream is amazing on its own, it’s the perfect summer…

8 Eating and Drinking Situations That Question My Manhood, But Fuck You I’m Doing Them Anyway

August 1, 2014 // 6:00 pm

Here’s the deal: Sometimes, I don’t want bacon. Sometimes, I just want an unadulterated, bacon-less burger and I want to enjoy it without the added artery-clogging meat sticks. Unfortunately, this decision usually translates to, “Yes, I have a small penis and if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find…

11 Little-Known Cheesecake Facts for National Cheesecake Day

July 30, 2014 // 10:30 am

The thing about trivia is it’s, well, trivial. Unless they’re cake savants or dairy aficionados, most people aren’t going to care if the decor at Cheesecake Factory looks like the Eye of Sauron. They’ll never ponder the um, sweeter, applications of cheesecake-flavored lube.

Luckily, this list isn’t…

11 Fantastic Burgers In-N-Out Would Make If They Took Over Other Fast Food Chains

July 24, 2014 // 2:19 pm

Native Californians know that In-N-Out is a must whenever those burger pangs kick in. Whether its the fresh ingredients or the addicting fries, once you crave it there’s nothing you can do until you get your fill. Part of the appeal of the chain is that they keep the…

35 Creative Ways to Use Flamin’ Hot Cheetos on Other Food

July 22, 2014 // 3:16 pm

I’m a huge fan of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. During college, there was a full bag in the pantry and an “emergency stash” in my bedside table at all times; I’m being totally serious when I say that Hot Cheetos helped me graduate! Even today, I consider myself a Cheetos…

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