At first glance, you probably wouldn't guess this was a commercial for a mobile phone company, but at first glance, you probably wouldn't understand anything that was going on in this video anyway.
NTT Docomo is Japan's largest cell phone provider, and they wanted to show how fast their 4G service is by shooting meat out of a cannon, while additional ingredients shot up like professional wrestling pyro, eventually forming a dumpling.
The creation clocks in a less than 3 seconds, which I guess represents their fast mobile internet service, or something.
There's explosions, flame throwers, a back-catcher and I even think Brick killed a guy.
Check out the madness for yourself:
