Late last year, GQ described the California Burrito as "one of the most elegantly decadent foods you've never heard of." A hefty, Chipotle-sized tank crammed with some arrangement of steak, cheese, pico, sour cream, guacamole, and, the clincher, golden crispy french fries, California Burritos are the leading cause of failed diets in the Golden State. It's scientific fact.

They also happen to be a perfect addition to Del Taco's Epic Burrito line. For a limited time, the new Cali Steak & Guac combines all the aforementioned ingredients within one massive 18-ounce wrap, descriptively named for anyone who hasn't been blessed enough to try a real California burrito in person.

We decided to sample the beast ourselves for breakfast this morning, and while not nearly as artery-clogging as we might have liked, the Cali Steak & Guac should be perfectly palatable for anyone just looking to dip their feet in the waters of guacamole and french fry-loaded degeneracy. It's also available with a free medium drink, along with the rest of the Epic line, through Wednesday June 18.