You're a simple guy; it doesn't take a lot to make you happy. Carl's Jr. understands that, which is why its latest menu update isn't sprinkled with truffle salt. It hasn't been cemented into nu-age burger buns. It probably won't even look good on Instagram. It just combines two of the most universally beloved salad toppings, bacon and ranch dressing, ditches the greens, and tosses them on top of french fries instead. We mean, duh.

Priced at around $2.50 depending on location, the Bacon Ranch Fries are also currently available with a coupon for a free small Coke for washing down all that tasty, tasty grease.

Thanks Carl's, you know us too well.

H/T GrubGrade