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19 Fast Food Chains and What They Should Honestly Be Called

1. Carl's Jr. : Home of the $7 Six Dollar Burger

2. El Pollo Loco: Pronounced "Po-yo" not "Polo"

3. Chick-fil-A: Did you want some? Sorry, we're closed

4. In-N-Out: Ugh, #monkeystyle

5. Jack in the Box: The place that magically appears whenever you're drunk and stoned at 3 am

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6. McDonald's: Ba Da Ba Ba Ba

7. Burger King: There's no McDonald's around here

8. Taco Bell: The DLT is delicious they said. It's the best thing you've ever eaten they said. Now your toilet hates you

9. Del Taco: There's no Taco Bell around here

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10. KFC: Our mascot is secretly Santa Claus

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11. Long John Silvers: Because fried fish nuggets sound a lot healthier than fried chicken nuggets

12. Starbucks: $6 Coffee Milkshakes

13. Subway: Edible Yoga Mats

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14. Arby's: Post-workout meal for bros

15. Panda Express: Orange Chicken and Friends

16. Wendy's: Makers of chili crack

17. White Castle: The only reason to leave the West Coast

18. Popeye's: The Cajun KFC

19. Chipotle: Free-Range Taco Bell