Man Burns Penis After Having Sex with a Pizza, Domino’s Tweets Epic Response

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While we’re usually not a fan of corporate Twitter accounts, they tend to be bland and much too perky, this Twitter chat between Domino’s UK and one of their customers deserves a slow clap.

After making sweet, hot love to a pizza, @ITK_AGENT_VIGO reached out to @Dominos_UK for a refund. The man complained that “STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA,” making sure to stick to all caps throughout the rest of the exchange.

In response, Domino’s replied brilliantly. While we acknowledge this exchange is most likely fake, we like to entertain the possibility that there’s an ambitious pizza out there trying to give lonely men blow jobs. Read on:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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  • Anonymous

    Publicity stunt?

    • Anonymous

      No doubt. Either that, or just somebody looking for attention.

  • Andrew Lane

    Yes.

  • Linda Lovelush

    ~shakes head~

  • Vinzenz Stemberg

    DiGiornos is a lot better, you should have seen them belting out insults during the Superb Owl Show, my lord that was insane. The responses to fans reminded me of You Got Served. It’s true, it IS better than delivery! …In its delivery!

    • Dan

      Link?

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