So a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer... right after getting attacked by a shark.

New Zealand native and bonafide badass James Grant was recently spearfishing with friends when he suddenly felt a strange tugging on his leg. Grant initially thought it was just friends messing with him, but he soon realized it was a shark. He told a local radio station he wasn't scared but instead thought, "bugger, now I have to try and get this thing off my leg."

Fortunately the fearless chap was already holding a knife, so he took a few stabs into the murky water and managed to get back to shore. The junior doctor gave himself a few stitches, thanks to his own first aid kit, and headed to a local pub with his friends. All was well until Grant's leg started bleeding again, but the pub simply provided him with extra bandages, and he's  now completely fine.

And to think you were crying over a measly paper cut.

H/T The Guardian