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Consider this a warning: Do NOT read this blog if:

  1. You happen to be eating alone right now
  2. You enjoy being happy
  3. Food fail sightings send you into deep depression

The Tumblr Dimly Lit Meals for One chronicles the sad bachelor meals we all know we made in college and beyond. It’s that awkward stage between figuring out how to cook pasta, but wanting to move away from Chinese takeout and burritos every night. It results in sad sad meals like couscous and tuna, soggy eggs on toast, and potato-thingies.

Seriously guys, if you're really struggling this much, email me. I will come over and cook you a meal (maybe). You're breaking my heart here.

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Space docking with Nigel Farrage

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Custard Danish

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Inspired by MasterChef Junior

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Onions, Tuna, Tomato. Probably smells fantastic.

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Fish Fil-A

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Rustic Mini-Pizza

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'I-haven’t-gotten-laid-in-a-while toast'

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Korma, Lasagne, Sweet and Sour Chinese and Gnocci. Fusion food

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Depressed, but healthy

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Picthx Dimly Lit Meals For One

Nora Landis-Shack

Nora Landis-Shack was born to be a foodie. With a classically trained French chef for a father, she’s been exploring new tastes since she was big enough to help chop vegetables for dinner. Pig’s feet, frog’s legs, and tripe are delicious child’s play. Which isn’t to say she doesn’t love a great steak. Because she does. With frites, please.