BaconDeodorant

After a rigorous workout, you usually end up sweating like a chunky, delicious pig. What better way to accentuate that smell than with Power Bacon deodorant? Because this is the Continental United States America.

With a "Meaty Fresh" scent, this 24-hour perspiration guard will turn heads during your next gym sesh, dinner date or work day. Just apply and enjoy. There was a time it took hours to smell like fresh-cooked bacon. Oh, how times have changed.

Power Bacon Deodorant, $13 @ JD Foods

Peter Pham

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