Not to be outdone by the recent release of KFC’s Go Cups, which will “revolutionize the way [we] drink meat,” Steven Colbert added his own contribution to eating greasy fried food in your car. Wheel Meat is a “one piece, circular macro-nugget"  that wraps around your steering wheel so that you can keep your hands on the 10 and 2, but “your mouth on the 12.”

And yes, in case you were wondering, it does come with dessert, in the form of an apple pie airbag. Sheer, delicious genius.