sizzling_bacon_candy

You're laying in bed hungover and you're jonesing really bad for a bacon fix. The only problem is you can't really get out of bed. What do you do? Reach into the drawer of your nightstand, push away your dream journal and open a bag of Sizzling Bacon Candy stat!

What's Sizzling Bacon Candy? Think bacon-flavored pop rocks that sizzle in your mouth, just like the real thing! Kinda.

Just make sure not to wash them down with soda or your stomach will probably explode.

Sizzling Bacon Candy, Pack of 2, $3 @McPhee

Peter Pham

Pete is a guy who enjoys comics, cartoons and crappy movies. Favorite foods include pizza, mexican and pretty much anything that has to do with breakfast. If the three were combined, it would be preferred. His browser history is filled with food porn.