sizzling_bacon_candy

You're laying in bed hungover and you're jonesing really bad for a bacon fix. The only problem is you can't really get out of bed. What do you do? Reach into the drawer of your nightstand, push away your dream journal and open a bag of Sizzling Bacon Candy stat!

What's Sizzling Bacon Candy? Think bacon-flavored pop rocks that sizzle in your mouth, just like the real thing! Kinda.

Just make sure not to wash them down with soda or your stomach will probably explode.

Sizzling Bacon Candy, Pack of 2, $3 @McPhee

Peter Pham

Pete's favorite movie is Teen Wolf Too. His browser history is filled with food porn.