You might want to sit down for this one. The folks at Dream Arcades have invented the Kegerator Pro 60, aka the "ultimate party machine." No, it's not a keg with your favorite brew nor is it a nostalgic video game marathon. It's not even an HDTV screen of epic proportions.

It's all damn three, and a fridge, because why f*ckin' not.

We apologize for any fainting spells of disbelief that may have caused.

The Kegerator Pro 60 features a built-in fridge, a keg with three separate taps, a 60-inch HDTV screen and more than 140 classic video games including Street Fighter, Pac-Man and Centipede. This beer-flowing arcade hybrid also comes equipped with a DVD player, MP3 software and internet capability. So, when you're not furiously lightning kicking into the air, you can watch TV or listen to music.

Think The Last Barfighter, which debuted in February, but more games and booze.

In an email to CNET, the company promised that "players never have to stop the action to refill their drink" and thanks to the arcade's two built-in cup holders, "players can keep their drinks topped off while keeping one hand on the joystick."

Sadly, as Nobel Prize-worthy as the Kegerator is, it also comes with a $5000 price tag. Dream Arcades indeed.

Kegerator Pro 60, $5000 @Dream Arcades

PicThx Dream Arcades