As far as I'm concerned, there are two breeds of people in this world -- mayo lovers and mayo haters. (I'm a solid member of the latter.) There's really no appropriate occasion to eat such a jiggly, slimy condiment -- not even when it's infused with pot flavorings. Unless, of course, someone's paying you wads of cash.

"Sign me up!" you say? According to RocketNews24, the job listing was spotted on Japanese textboard, 2channel, and seeks a healthy Japanese man between 20 and 45 years old. The chosen applicant will then be required to eat mayonnaise -- no word yet on the exact amount -- and undergo a series of "cholesterol tests." At the end of the cruel and unusual punishment testing phase, the chosen fellow will be given 150,000 yen ($1,540 US) in return.

Again, we're not entirely sure how much mayo participants must consume, but seriously -- apply at your own risk. Gags.

H/T Rocket News 24 + PicThx BBC