I need one of these in my life. A keyboard that lets you eat in blissful convenience is a necessity to every modern day techie that spends at least 24 hours of the day at their computer. Because, let's get real, how many times have you nonchalantly eaten a sandwich while simultaneously typing away, only to have a shower of crumbs ruthlessly spill into the tiny cracks between the keys? Or, more importantly, there's the dilemma of not having enough space to work and eat -- your desk having room for only your keyboard or plate of food. This is where the Keyboard Plate comes into play, featuring a built-in plate that also works as a keyboard protector. It's the epitome of convenience, theoretically dishwasher safe and the solution to all of life's problems. Theoretically.