Ever remember having "the talk" with your parents for the first time? That awkward feeling of having a wholesome figure that you've more or less admired, if not, respected most of your life talk about subject matter you'd hoped would never be uttered from their mouths? That's kind of what it's like having Martha Stewart making crude comments about sausage during her cooking show. And contrary to her iconic catchphrase, that feeling definitely isn't a good thing.
I mean, I'll be the first to admit. Making crude jokes about sausages is the making of comedic gold in my circle of friends (because apparently I hang out with a bunch of fifth graders), but having someone like Martha Stewart even getting close to that kind of territory is nothing short of eerie:
